elizabeth ([info]bizzzay) wrote,
@ 2004-12-23 23:22:00
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Hi Journal, it's me Margaret.
I don't have anything cool to say, which is a great way to start out a new post, and will most likely keep the reader's attention.

Today when I arrived back home, I opened the door only to hear the "I want a hippopotamus for christmas song" to a volume that made my ears jiggle. I'll tell the truth, I thought it was scary. I come home to an empty/dark campus west, and hear a creepy child singing a creepy song in a dark house. Scary. I've been jumpy lately. I guess that's what driving through snow storms with thoughts of "ok I'm going to die, and will have to hitchhike and eat my own arm for survival" will do to you.

It's almost christmas, boys and girls. Can you believe it? I cannot. I feel like I forgot to shop for many many people. Maybe that is because I did. I don't know if you all have those type of people that are kind of part of your family, who buy you gifts, but only because they feel like they have to, and they know nothing about you, but then you feel like you have to get them something, so you get them a really chintzy gift, and they get you an even chintzier gift, and you feel like a Carol Cheapskate. Well, I decided this year that gift giving like that shouldn't be done. I don't expect anything from people I see once a year, and talk to not at all.

My perfume smells like an old dying woman, and it makes me puke in my mouth a little. Let's end it with that for now.



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[info]sailor_ashley
2004-12-24 04:58 am UTC (link)
that is such a great title

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[info]poetry_emotions
2004-12-24 06:16 am UTC (link)
I think I heard somewhere that the girl who sings that hippopotamus song is Sarah Jessica Parker. But I'm not entirely sure...

And MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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[info]bizzzay
2004-12-24 03:50 pm UTC (link)
I think I heard that before, too. weird.

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[info]hommedeterre
2004-12-24 03:25 pm UTC (link)
Is it fruity or flowery? I find that flowery perfume is grosser and smelling it (wearing it too, when that happens) makes me want to puke a little as well. Fruity perfumes, however, are always a joy.

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[info]bizzzay
2004-12-24 03:50 pm UTC (link)
It is a mix between gross and nasty, with a touch of dead flowers, and old woman. I just realized that it is called 'sexy' and that should have been reason enough to not buy it. gross.

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[info]sailor_ashley
2004-12-25 01:52 am UTC (link)
is it BCBG?

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[info]grooveadam
2004-12-25 05:10 am UTC (link)
you and BCBG you little stink hoe...

Merry Christmas girlies, see you soon.

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[info]bizzzay
2004-12-25 07:49 pm UTC (link)
sure is, but not the good kind.

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[info]hommedeterre
2004-12-27 06:54 am UTC (link)
That's a shame. Sexy could have worked.

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120 OUNCE BRANDY SNIFTER IN MY BASEMENT.
[info]morningstar76
2004-12-27 05:50 am UTC (link)
Hey there, Biz-i-don't-know,

I have 12 giant glasses in my possession. I have an equal number of giant sunglasses in transit via FedEx. I have a smoke-friendly, enormous house reserved for January 7th at 9:30pm. What i need from you is a quaint RSVP delivered to one morningstar76@gmail.com. I will track down all your other acquaintances in the same manner i have just contacted you. We will then converge upon my secret locale (which is on Prospect, about six blocks from the 75) and find out what it's like to get really tanked on just ONE GLASS of alcohol.

Email. It's what's for dinner.


-j.

ps: i know it's a cop-out, but i'm just copying this RSVP blurb into various, carefully hand-selected Livejournals and tweaking it to fit the recipient. Please do not be offended if you see it in little miss [info]_shiptoshore's entry. You know i love ya.

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